I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
DO A BARREL ROLL
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
Our lives together so far.
“There’s nothing love can’t do.”
this is all I want, to be with my girl and to have an adorable little baby <3
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OKAY SO AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE ACTUAL GAMES THAT SOMEONE HAD PUT UNDER WATER AND I GOT REALLY UPSET BEFORE I READ THE REST OF THE POST
^ let me tell you about the one time I tried to play Pokemon Silver in the shower when I was 9 and ended up breaking both my Gameboy and the game cartridge
They should make NES game soaps with a rubbing alcohol scent. THAT would be much more nostalgic. XDThese are awesome though.
So women can wear beachwear all they want to football games, , but when men do it, they get kicked out? This is gender discrimination, folks.
It’s a damn shame. Such a fucking stupid double standard. Like for example, I can see a commercial about some woman in a bikini eating a burger with some football announcers saying how hot she is; not a peep from anyone. But when that Joe Boxer commercial came out where the guys jiggled their “bells” to the tune of Jingle Bells a bunch of people call it inappropriate.
If we sexualize women, why the fuck not men too?!
Or how about we sexualize no one bc that sounds better
Because men in tiny shorts is not appealing to straight men, it’s not allowed.
things I can’t imagine
- someone having a crush on me
- someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
- someone getting happy because I messaged them first
- someone thinking about me, in general
- someone wondering how I am
- someone finding me attractive
- someone doing something to try and impress me
- someone asking their friend on what to say to me
- someone wanting to get to know me
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.