If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Siblings and Tumblr
"The Police say the fire was accidental."
Oh. Riiiiight. The Police. The Ferguson Police. The Police who stepped on and let their dogs urinate on the Mike Brown Memorial. The Ferguson Police who covered up Mike Brown’s shooting, the Police who started martial law and shot rubber and wood bullets into crowds of peaceful protestors. The Ferguson Police. That Police??? I DUNNOOOOOO.
I’m sorry this is so long but I wanted to get this out there. SHAUN KING EXPOSES THE CORRUPTION AND COVER-UPS SURROUNDING MIKE BROWN’S EXECUTION BY DARREN WILSON. This is HUGE. I don’t have that many followers so I am pleading with you guys to signal boost the crap out of this. DON’T LET THIS DIE.
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Spread the fuck out of this.
faking a suicide attempt is not eyeshadow,
getting nervous and calling it anxiety is not eyeliner,
and being sad and calling it depression is not lipstick.
Mental illness is not makeup.
You cannot just put it on and take it off at will,
to make people look at you differently,
or treat you better.
And believe me,
if you could just put it on and take it off,
I’d be cleansing every last inch of my skin.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
Lolol omg I’m done
Reblog every time
Okay this is cute.
this is how you prank
THISSSS! Is totally how you prank!!!
Pranks should spread laughter to all in the prank, not cause someone pain and unnecessary stress while you laugh at their expense!
If you could be with a boy why wouldn’t you? It’d be so much easier. For me or for you?
mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
this post is disgusting everyone who reblogged this unironically needs to go jump into the nearest trash can thanks
theres ur proof