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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

me seeing a video game: ok but can I play as a girl?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

jamietheignorantamerican:

"The Police say the fire was accidental."

Oh. Riiiiight. The Police. The Ferguson Police. The Police who stepped on and let their dogs urinate on the Mike Brown Memorial. The Ferguson Police who covered up Mike Brown’s shooting, the Police who started martial law and shot rubber and wood bullets into crowds of peaceful protestors. The Ferguson Police. That Police??? I DUNNOOOOOO.

alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading

howthehoolychillz:

lunate:

I’m sorry this is so long but I wanted to get this out there. SHAUN KING EXPOSES THE CORRUPTION AND COVER-UPS SURROUNDING MIKE BROWN’S EXECUTION BY DARREN WILSON. This is HUGE. I don’t have that many followers so I am pleading with you guys to signal boost the crap out of this. DON’T LET THIS DIE.

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Spread the fuck out of this.

Skipping one meal is not foundation,
faking a suicide attempt is not eyeshadow,
getting nervous and calling it anxiety is not eyeliner,
and being sad and calling it depression is not lipstick.
Mental illness is not makeup.
You cannot just put it on and take it off at will,
to make people look at you differently,
or treat you better.
And believe me,
if you could just put it on and take it off,
I’d be cleansing every last inch of my skin.

Pretending to Suffer isn’t Trendy (via mutilatedmemories)

AyYYYYYY

(via queer-ed)

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

the-goddamazon:

mirandaadria:

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

THISSSS! Is totally how you prank!!!

Pranks should spread laughter to all in the prank, not cause someone pain and unnecessary stress while you laugh at their expense!

fakingitedit:

If you could be with a boy why wouldn’t you? It’d be so much easier. For me or for you?

cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: image

toudoujiinpachi:

iwishstevebuscemiwasmydad:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

this post is disgusting everyone who reblogged this unironically needs to go jump into the nearest trash can thanks

theres ur proof